thedogwalker:

acoustickub:

attackonpenis:

omfg zoe

Everytime.

EVERYtime. 

I fucking can’t even.

(Source: dogapult)


(Source: stevescarters)


(Source: levistrahovski)


russianculture:

tastelikethesky:

Kate Baylay

Russian Fairy Tales

Trying to decipher what laundry is clean and what is dirty in the armchair at the end of my bed...
  • Me: Yeah, that's clean.
  • Me: I guess that's clean, I only wore it for a few hours.
  • Me: Umm... that smells clean...ish.
  • Me: When the hell did I even wear that?
  • Me: Oh yeah, that's definitely dirty.
  • Me: Yep, clean... oh wait, nevermind, that has cum all over it.

genarowlands:

♪ real human being and a real hero ♪

Don’t stop until you’re satisfied. You want an explanation? Ask. You want to be successful? Work. Don’t settle for results you don’t want. Don’t stop until you’re satisfied.
(the best advice a teacher has ever given me)

(Source: soooooothe)