I fucking can’t even.
Trying to decipher what laundry is clean and what is dirty in the armchair at the end of my bed...
- Me: Yeah, that's clean.
- Me: I guess that's clean, I only wore it for a few hours.
- Me: Umm... that smells clean...ish.
- Me: When the hell did I even wear that?
- Me: Oh yeah, that's definitely dirty.
- Me: Yep, clean... oh wait, nevermind, that has cum all over it.
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